If anyone ever asks me again why I've never had a boyfriend, I am going to tell them I turn my nose up at local boys.
CAUCASIANS ARE SO MUCH HOTTER.
I would've gone to Google images and gotten some pictures to put up, but I don't think I've descended that far just yet. Everyone who is reading this right now has seen Caucasians, yes? And they are way better-looking than Asians, yes? And the kids, a million times more adorable, yes?
Pfft. Everyone knows I'm going to marry a mat salleh man when the time comes.